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Mike Tries to Kill Family at Baseball Game

May 24 2010.

Mike was almost locked up today for attempted murder. With 2 outs in the 5th inning and an important run at third base, Mike stepped up to bat. He immediately sent a screaming line drive foul going just between his mother and dad's heads and just over Natalie's head. For some reason Mike seemed to take great joy in this. On the next pitch he straightened the ball out and singled scoring the runner from third.


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